Mmm.lobrow.

Mmm.lobrow.

OMG I want her.

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rmtc-rnr:

RMTC RNR -
Le bûcher des vanités

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RMTC RNR -

Le bûcher des vanités

My Co worker showed me…

How his tiny Philippino girlfriend is a squirter while we were at work. Home maid porn? Once again.. I love my job.

How I feel every time I read a Facebook status.

How I feel every time I read a Facebook status.

mentalflossr:

If you’re going to worship one of the main characters from Disney’s long-canceled Chip ‘N’ Dale: Rescue Rangers, Gadget is probably the best option. A group of Russian individuals, apparently ignoring the fact that her inventions usually failed at particularly inconvenient moments in nearly…

…. are you fucking kidding me.
This Is what happens when you take Thirsty Thursday to the next level. Now remember boys and girls when your drunk friends decide to play Chinese firedrill at 3AM, be responsible. Say no. And tell them Mexican firedrill is much safer. They will run faster.  Especially if you call out “servicio de inmigracion!” 
And don’t be the asshole that I am and fake them out by driving away. Youll probably run one of them over. ^^ 
Stayyyy golden bitchess <3

This Is what happens when you take Thirsty Thursday to the next level. Now remember boys and girls when your drunk friends decide to play Chinese firedrill at 3AM, be responsible. Say no. And tell them Mexican firedrill is much safer. They will run faster. Especially if you call out “servicio de inmigracion!” And don’t be the asshole that I am and fake them out by driving away. Youll probably run one of them over. ^^ Stayyyy golden bitchess <3

music-zombie asked: "This happened once. And then I found out he takes it up the butt." Bahahaha, I love you dude.

Shit happens.